—Carlos Fuentes, The Old Gringo
I swear, if I see another news story about swine flu, I’m gonna puke!
Why is the media going crazy over some minuscule mucus-borne illness from Mexico?
Let’s put this pig gig in perspective: as of Monday, May 4, a total of 26 deaths had been attributed to the swine flu all South of the Border.
Twenty-six!
Compare that to the estimated number of annual fatalities from the influenza which hits the United States like clockwork every winter: 36,000, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention...

