Lime, Jade, Olive... all this green is overwhelming.
All this talk about "green," everywhere you look. Even when the focus isn't green, it is - how can this story take a green angle, how can we work the environmental impact in there...
I'm not complaining, I love green. Love the color, the flavor - I love grass and mint chocolate chip ice cream and there is a green house up the street I really wish would go up for sale. And money. Most things green, I enjoy.
So with the inundation of green-ness that every aspect of our lives seem to be taking on, it was bound to happen: I've started wondering how hard it would be to go green.
I mean really go green, not just stop running the water while I'm brushing my teeth and using special light bulbs. In terms of green - those actions are the equivalent of a pale seafoam, bordering on a teal - is it green, is it blue, who knows?
I want to be a true, undeniable green - forest green or hunter green. A shade that cannot be mistaken for another hue.
So what does that mean? Is it even possible for the average person to turn their lives green, to start in the middle and make it work, or does it require a complete demolition and rebuilding?
I thought - I've got to know...Google can help me.
I tried not to prejudge when the at the top of the "how to go green" results list was from a website called Treehugger.com.
Or, when the first in a rather extensive list of how-to guides on the site was titled "How to Green Your Funeral."
Ah, Ok, "How to Green Your Rental." That's me.
I spent an increasingly overwhelming five minutes skimming through the guide then closed the window. Great information, but too much of it. I needed to start small, see how I handled the transition, and move on from there.
Maybe, when it comes to greening, you have to start at a tea green and work your way to a pine?
I looked around my desk and started unplugging, switching off and tidying up - the monitor on the desktop does not need to be on, I'm using a laptop... which no longer needs to be plugged in, the battery is charged... and all this paper can be flipped over and used for notes, instead of filling up the trash...
That was easy.
That was really easy.
I mentally mapped my apartment and thought about how many appliances were plugged in when I wasn't even home to use them - lamps, televisions, coffee maker...
That's when I made the decision. I want to be greener. I'm willing to put forth a little effort to save the polar bears, even if the government isn't.
I'm challenging myself to adopt one eco-friendly change every day for thirty days. Today, I'm paying more attention to how many electrical appliances are plugged in unnecessarily.
Sure, if I was a little more motivated, a little more committed, I could make a complete overhaul. If I wanted to spend loads of cash, time and energy, I could be green tomorrow - well, by this weekend, anyway. But I'm an average person, with an average lifestyle, and I want to see how hard, frustrating, practical or impossible it will be to make one change every day in a realistic effort make better friends with the environment.
Stop me, though, if I start using phrases like, "one with nature," or cite my dedication to reserving water as my rationale behind not showering. Even in saving the planet, some lines just can't be crossed.








